![]() Some call it "the show" or the "big dance". Well, the third job makes being an Elf worthwhile. We hear a yelp and now a siren rings and then the TREE BURSTS INTO FLAMES, ELVES SCURRYING OUT.īut the third job. But it's dangerous having an oven in an oak during dry season. The exterior of a tree, we hear cooking going on inside. Lazy bastard couldn't even make a flip-flop. Two ELVES hammering away at a pile of shoes as a fat shoemaker sleeps with a copy of "Hot Cobbler" magazine on his chest, a busty cobbler lady on the cover. You can make shoes at night while an old cobbler sleeps.but it's not exactly the most rewarding work. Here's another interesting Elf-ism: There are three jobs available to an Elf. Whoo! That's strong! Must be two percent! Elves love to tell stories, you probably didn't know that, did you? Well, there's a lot of things about us that people don't know. ![]() He pours himself a shot of milk in a snow-flake shot glass and downs it. PAPA ELF, 540 years old or roughly 55 in human years, is surrounded by scores of strange and specific tools and some scattered half-built toys. The real life Elf and Workshop of the drawing we have just seen. ![]() We push in on the book and it magically flips open to the first page: a drawing of small Papa Elf in his wonderful work shop. ![]() CU: A MODERN-LOOKING CHRISTMAS BOOK ENTITLED: ELFĪ Christmas book entitled "ELF" sits on a table, a drawing of 6'2" BUDDY THE ELF (the guy we've seen from all the trailers and posters) is on the cover.
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